[Despite herself, Pai's eyes light up. You may end up regretting that offer, Chekov. She takes in the menu, reading it like it's a Stephen King novel, and when the waitress comes back, she immediately says]

I'd like the buffalo wings appetizer, the Triple Decker Burger with two extra orders of fries, a Doublethick vanilla milkshake, and a glass of water. Please.

[She can't pack it away quite like her brother can, but she has the same instinct to pack away as much food as possible because you never know when your next meal will be.]